The Rumored News is that...

...the Fish Commission just adopted proposal 9, Option 1 to remove the daily size and bag limits of all bass, walleye, and catfish in the Columbia River and the Snake.

Why does that not surprise me?

Maybe we should invite all the bass, walleye, and catfish guys to fish a salmon and steelhead fishing tournament circuit on the Columbia, now that it will be chock full of salmonids!  After all, we have to fish for something, so now we can do it during peak salmon runs, I'm sure the salmon guys won't mind a couple of hundred extra boats to share their water and fish?!

In the spirit of my post and a preview of what is to come, I already changed my profile photo!