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If you won the lotto...
Its fantasy time...
So. You just had a crapy day at work and are driving home. You stop at a gas station to fill her up, and decide to buy a Mega Millions ticket. The next day after another crapy day at work, you check the ticket and find that you are the winner of $50,000,000! What would you do?
Personally, I am still going to go to work the next day. I am Going to stop on my way and get a gallon of Orange juice and mix it liberally with vodka. I just think it would be more fun to see how drunk I have to be at work to get fired than just calling in and quiting. Plus, with my inobitions at a very low level, I am more apt to tell my boss just exactly what I think.
After the hangover goes away, it's time for shopping. A house on ANY LAKE, ANY BOAT, and ANY TOW RIG!!! What would you get?
I haven't fished a lot of the lakes out of state, so with what I know, I would have to get a house on Moses. It's nice and close to Potholes, the river, and Banks. Yours can be in any state you want. For a boat, Maybe a new Stroker? But I really like the look of the Skeet Reese Champion 210 elite. And for a tow rig, maybe a Porsche Cayenne Turbo, or a Mercedes G Wagon.
What would you blow your cash on?
So. You just had a crapy day at work and are driving home. You stop at a gas station to fill her up, and decide to buy a Mega Millions ticket. The next day after another crapy day at work, you check the ticket and find that you are the winner of $50,000,000! What would you do?
Personally, I am still going to go to work the next day. I am Going to stop on my way and get a gallon of Orange juice and mix it liberally with vodka. I just think it would be more fun to see how drunk I have to be at work to get fired than just calling in and quiting. Plus, with my inobitions at a very low level, I am more apt to tell my boss just exactly what I think.
After the hangover goes away, it's time for shopping. A house on ANY LAKE, ANY BOAT, and ANY TOW RIG!!! What would you get?
I haven't fished a lot of the lakes out of state, so with what I know, I would have to get a house on Moses. It's nice and close to Potholes, the river, and Banks. Yours can be in any state you want. For a boat, Maybe a new Stroker? But I really like the look of the Skeet Reese Champion 210 elite. And for a tow rig, maybe a Porsche Cayenne Turbo, or a Mercedes G Wagon.
What would you blow your cash on?
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Permalink Reply by Eric DeLay on
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Instead, why don't you EAD? That always makes you feel better.
Josh Potter said:Now that's just mean spirited. I am taking my keyboard and going home
Eric DeLay said:Oh jeez, thanks for the reality check there Josh. You really crushed some people with that one. If you think about it though there are like 250,000,000 people in this country. That means all of us here had 1 in 250,000,000 chance of being subjected to as big a douche bag as you, and it happened.
Josh Potter said:I hate to be the killer of dreams but you know that statistically speaking your odds of winning the Lotto are the same whether you buy a ticket or not. I don't see a huge difference in 0 in 25,000,000 odds of winning and 1 in 25,000,000 odds of winning.
Best of Luck,
Debbie Downer -
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Permalink Reply by BigBass Dez on
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The Department of Labor and the attorney general are both interested in learning more about this venture Sparkless ! lmao
why do bass guys always gotta be competive in everything we do? answer= it's our way of giving back all the $hit we take on the lake ..lol hey man you ready for "The Wash" next wkend ? BRING IT !
SPARKY said:I would open up a store called Joe Blows and pay my workers less than minimum wage,force them to work holidays and no vacation or health benefits..and offer high end bass gear and run the re-opened Joes outta deziness...really i would bring Anheuser-Busch back...And invite all of the WL.COM members over for your ribbed pleasure.. -
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Big difference in the word "NEXT" and "THIS" .. if you say it out loud and slowly you will hear the difference , try it !! lol Dude why havent you hit me up yet ? why are you advoiding all the yelling and cursing that i will be doing , and thats before the beer ! j/k so i take it your going to the "honey hole" this wkend ..cool beans i will try my best to contact a few jet skiers by then , i dont want you to feel like your by yourself out there ..!!! vroom ! vroom ! splash ! now hear comes the wake ! hey mister you catch anything yet !! lmao i can hear it now HAVE FUN !
SPARKY said:The weekend of the 6th and 7th yes...not this weekend...im gonna hit some solo much needed time on the waters if ya get my drift...
BigBass Dez said:The Department of Labor and the attorney general are both interested in learning more about this venture Sparkless ! lmao
why do bass guys always gotta be competive in everything we do? answer= it's our way of giving back all the $hit we take on the lake ..lol hey man you ready for "The Wash" next wkend ? BRING IT !
SPARKY said:I would open up a store called Joe Blows and pay my workers less than minimum wage,force them to work holidays and no vacation or health benefits..and offer high end bass gear and run the re-opened Joes outta deziness...really i would bring Anheuser-Busch back...And invite all of the WL.COM members over for your ribbed pleasure.. -
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