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Tournament Preparation
1) Hot Yoga for 3 days prior. 2) Listen, never talk to any participants. They are lying out their asses anyway. 3) If you do talk, say something crazy like "The fish are on beds". 4) Play mind games. I know 1 person in particular that tries their very best at this tactic. 5) Make sure your boat will start. 6) Never provide guide trips 2 weeks prior to a besty who at the time wasn't going to be in the tournament, then a week later "magically" finds a way in. .
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Permalink Reply by Chad Eidson on
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One of the all time WAfish classics
Jon Sessler said:If you yearn for "Middle of the Pack Finishes" follow the Reimers/Sessler approach:
No Prefish
Drink heavily the night before.
Wake up late
Take two (handfuls) of Advil
Get a shitty boat draw
Blast Off
Try to figure out where you should fish first
Stop the boat as soon as you get cold because you are under dressed
Engage the delayed hangover, since you were still buzzing at blast off.
Nap when the sun comes out.
Congratulate each other for "putting it together" at the last minute
Weigh in a tiny limit (or less)
Load the boat onto the trailer, don't stop in the parking lot for fear someone might ask you how you did (We like to call this the "Dash of Shame")
Strap the boat down a the nearest parking lot and head for home
Start preparing for the next tournament. -
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Permalink Reply by Jordan Doucet on
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Well well well... look who came out of the duck blind...
Chad Eidson said:One of the all time WAfish classics
Jon Sessler said:If you yearn for "Middle of the Pack Finishes" follow the Reimers/Sessler approach:
No Prefish
Drink heavily the night before.
Wake up late
Take two (handfuls) of Advil
Get a shitty boat draw
Blast Off
Try to figure out where you should fish first
Stop the boat as soon as you get cold because you are under dressed
Engage the delayed hangover, since you were still buzzing at blast off.
Nap when the sun comes out.
Congratulate each other for "putting it together" at the last minute
Weigh in a tiny limit (or less)
Load the boat onto the trailer, don't stop in the parking lot for fear someone might ask you how you did (We like to call this the "Dash of Shame")
Strap the boat down a the nearest parking lot and head for home
Start preparing for the next tournament. -
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